Google + Single = JUST DON’T

ready to mingle

Oh man, you guys, I’m so in love with the Google eight ball it’s ridiculous.  I’m trying to come up with a new category for a series of posts about being single and LOOK what it comes up with all on its own!  Are people really searching for “single and ready to mingle?”  I LOVE that one!!

I’ll admit this one had me a little nervous about clicking, but I think I just watched too many made for television movies about hookers meeting their ends at truckstops. WOW.  I had no idea.  It’s an entire underground of hook-ups and love matches heretofore unimagined by me.  Power to ya, truckers and the women that love them!!

Now this one just makes me sad.  Even the top one, which is simple IRS terminology.  In this context it just seems desperate somehow.  Like singles have nothing to lose so they shouldn’t hold back no matter what.  After all, you don’t want to live with your parents forever, do you?  Just be careful, Singles!  If you don’t hold SOMEthing back you’re likely to end up PREGNANT WITH TWINS!!!!!  For realz.

This one’s the worst, though.  I mean, DANG.  Waiting for what?  An Act of God?!  SERIOUSLY?  For the love of Pete.  Or somebody.  Anybody, probably.  This one makes me truly sad.  All the lonely people typing their search terms into the box that led to these being top hits that Google suspects MIGHT BE RELEVANT TO ME.  Shoot me now.  I think I’d rather take my chances with the truckers.

Well, that was fun, but I still don’t have a name for my new category.  If you think of one, please leave it in the comments.

Peace out, yo

Wonder B   AKA  The Lonely Pregnant-With-Twins Truckstop Hooker Waiting on God who still lives with her PARENTS, people, HER PARENTS

4 replies
  1. Susie
    Susie says:

    This really cracked me up today! Thank you! Thank you for the much needed belly laughs!
    How about Single and WONDERing?
    xoxoxo

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