Wonderful World Compendium: Venus Retrograde in Capricorn

Venus Retrograde

Whoa boy. Where do I start with this one? Oh! How about here? OMG YOU GUYS I HAVE BED BUGS!!!!!!!! ::buries head under covers in shame, remembers who’s under there with her and leaps out of the window instead:: ARRRGHHHH!!! You guys, I HAVE COOTIES!!!

Now, you may be asking yourself why is she telling me this? And, can I get cooties through the internet? Or possibly what does this have to do with Venus Retrograde? Glad you asked, my Little Buggy Vermin, because:

A.) this is totally a teachable moment, I HAVE to tell you!

B.) No

C.) This has to do with Venus Retrograde because Venus entered Capricorn on Tuesday, November 5th and is currently at 4 degrees approaching a conjunction with my natal Venus at 5 degrees on her way to a retrograde cycle at the end of December. In my chart Venus is in the 12th house, which traditionally is a classic association with, get this, BED PLEASURES.

Now, I’m not saying that everyone with Venus in the 12th in Capricorn should be expecting to get COOTIES (don’t be jealous) this retrograde cycle, but I do find it worth remarking that this cycle, which coincides with the Uranus / Pluto square firing away at my Sun (which rules my 7th House of Partnership) should kick off with such a fierce insult as to how I’ve been managing (or mismanaging) my Venus in the 12th (bed pleasures). If you’ve been paying attention then you know that I’ve been single for some time now, which suits ME just fine, but I’m starting to think that maybe my Venus has a problem with it.

Since retrogrades indicate a perversion and/or reconsideration of the general significations of a planet and since Venus is now going to be in Capricorn UNTIL MARCH, yo, and hitting up on my Sun, the aforementioned ruler of the 7th House of Partnership in my chart, I’m a little concerned this may just be her first warning shot across my bow.

Now, if you ask me she could have picked a better way of telling me she wants some sugar than giving me COOTIES, since this is HARDLY a selling point if you want to snag some hottie at a bar – I can hear myself now, “My, what gorgeous, plump skin you have! I have some little friends that would just LOVE to suck your blood!” But who am I to say? Venus, she works in mysterious ways…

Which brings me to my point. Venus is usually considered a sweet and loving planet, ruling sugar and beauty, and just generally loads of congenial, sociable things. But I’ve got a pro-tip here for you: Don’t piss her off!! She’s just as much a stickler for sacrifices as any other planet.

So heads up, Buttercups! Wherever Capricorn falls in your chart just know that she’s going to be throwing her weight in on the current Pluto/Uranus square (shortly to be joined by an opposition from Jupiter) so this retrograde cycle around I’m afraid she means BIZNIZ. Do NOT be messing about with her, let my example serve as a warning to us all! She’s in Capricorn now, so follow the fucking rules of etiquette. BE CIVIL. This is no time to be an asshole, please do NOT look to Will Gardner for inspiration. If you have bed bugs, even metaphoric ones, get rid of them. Do the honorable thing, clean up your messes thoroughly and communicate with anyone you may have contaminated.

Dates to consider: Venus hits up on the Uranus/Pluto square this week on November 14th and the 15th respectively. She goes retrograde at 29 degrees Capricorn on December 20th, and direct at 14 degrees on February 1st.

Usually in my Compendiums I have more links for you, but I couldn’t find that many cool articles on this Venus Retrograde. If you’ve come across one I missed please leave it in the comments and I’ll keep this list updated.

In the meantime, for more on Venus in Capricorn and how to show her your allegiance, please check out what Barry Perlman has to say about her over on Astrobarry. I love what he says about the benefits of a rule following Venus! Check it out, as always, some very sage advice.)

Julie Demboski has a beautiful image to accompany this transit and some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t naturally find the connections between Love and Beauty and Rules.

Finally, in case you’ve got a bad case of Venus in Capricorn natally, like myself, and this transit is hitting you somewhere you’d rather it didn’t, like it is with me, than I’ve got some cold comfort for you in the shape of your face. The Oxford Astrologer has compiled a list of famous women and men with Venus in Capricorn. She points out that since Capricorn is ruled by Saturn and Saturn rules bones, Venus in Capricorn (and Aquarius!) lends itself passingly well to decent cheekbones. Sadly there’s not a lot of POC in the list, but there are a ton of cheekbones.

So, I will take heart and hope that my cheekbones cancel out my cooties and that Venus will be nice to me now that I’m taking her so seriously. Now, please forgive me, but I can’t write anymore. I have to go burn my apartment Down. To. The. Ground.

Wonderful World Compendium: Solar Eclipse Edition

Solar Eclipse

Today’s Solar Eclipse photo is brought to you by google search images.  There’s some real beauties.  Better yet you can watch a time lapse video of the eclipse, which SLOOH started filming around 3:45 am PST this morning in Kenya where it was visible.  I wasn’t up for that, were you?  In Astrologyland people have been talking about this eclipse for awhile with varying degrees of anxiety and trepidation.  After all, there’s some powerful astrological significations making up the backdrop of this particular eclipse cycle.

You’ve got your Uranus / Pluto square, exact on November 1st for the fourth of seven passes at 10 degrees in Aries and Capricorn.  If you’re late to the game on what all that means exactly, Frederick has been covering it quite beautifully over on Astroinquiry, I’d start here for the basic explanation, here for some real life examples, and here for an update on Friday’s apocalyptic fervor.

Then we’ve got good ol’ Mercury going retrograde, which I covered in the last wrap-up.  But as far as the eclipse goes, the important point about the current Mercury retrograde cycle is that it’s passing through Scorpio at 9 degrees, along with good ol’ Saturn at 14, and then the eclipse also falls in Scorpio at 12 degrees.  You’ll notice that all the significations are falling between 9 and 14 degrees, which means that certain people among us are likely to get hit extra hard by all this celestial pressure.  This girl knows what I’m talking about.

Essentially, this Saturn in Scorpio period, marked by the need to go deep and uncover uncomfortable truths and DEAL with them, is getting some serious help from this eclipse season.  How well you deal with that is up to you.  But how well you deal with uncomfortable truths is going to tell you a lot about how you’re going to be dealing with this period.  Are you dealing with your mess the way the Japan is (or isn’t) dealing with Fukushima?  Are you willing to ask for help from foreign nations or are you too concerned about losing face?  If you’re a foreign nation, are you too tied up in your anxiety about gay marriage and making sure poor people don’t have enough to eat to notice that a nuclear reactor on the edge of the Pacific Rim is perilously close to meltdown?

Time to get real, people.  What’s important to you?  What’s at stake?  If your integrity is being shored up by sticky tape and rubber bands you’re gonna be feeling it this week, I’m afraid.

For more on preventing potential meltdowns and making a fresh start check out what Stephanie has to say over at Planetary Apothecary.  And if you want more, Barry Perlman offered some hard won insight about facing cold hard facts during this eclipse season, which he reveals over on Astrobarry.

Stay true, Little Tomatoes!  Don’t go splat!  Dice yourselves up for a nice fresh bruschetta instead!  YUM

Wonderful World Compendium: Mercury Retrograde edition

Himalyan Wildflower

Oh yes, my dumpling darlings, it’s Mercury retrograde season again!!  I, for one, am distinctly not up for it, not today, anyway.  And I’m one of those astrologers who falls firmly in the camp of “who cares?” despite my stock trader auntie who SWEARS her number columns don’t add up right when it hits, and my friend, Dusty, who calls it “Mercury in Butthead.”  The words and numbers in MY head rarely line up anyway so retrogrades generally suit me.

But today I’ve got a ton of stuff to do and no time to smell the roses or the wildflowers or do any navel gazing, so honestly, I’m just peeved.  This particular retrograde got kicked off by an eclipse last Friday, is going through Scorpio with Saturn, and is generally, by all accounts going to be a bit of scorcher.  In short, pay close attention to anything you’ve not been paying close attention to, despite knowing that you’ve been needing to.  This is no time to get sloppy.

Here’s what some of my favorite astrologers have to say on the subject:

Chani Nicholas with few pithy words on last weeks eclipse, with some encouragement for those of us feeling a bit feisty or aggravated by it.

Frederick Woodruff  for some soul searching inspiration on how to manage our stabby feelings stirred up by last weeks eclipse.  Key takeaway: “Ignited by a full moon in Aries, the Libra sun leans towards warfare in the name of truth and beauty…” Frederick, as per usual, you’ve got my number!

And finally, Barry Perlman with some hardcore advice on how to handle this particular Mercury retrograde. (also check out what he has to say about this eclipse season, since it includes sage advice like urging us to “own… our shit and not pointlessly roll… around in it.”  HAHA Good advice, Barry, I’ll do my best!

I’ll see you on the other side, little tomatoes!

Wonderful World Compendium: Saturn in Scorpio Edition

I call this one "Determined Cheese Walks on Water"

I call this one “Determined Cheese Walks on Water”

Saturn going through Scorpio.  The planet Saturn moved into the sign of Scorpio on October 5th and will stay there through September 2015.

Saturn rules our limits and boundaries – where we meet them and how we set them.  It rules authority and operates on the principles of rejection and exclusion.  Unsurprisingly Saturn experiences and Saturnine people tend toward loneliness, melancholy, and isolation.  Not in a bad way, of course.  Just kidding, it sucks.  But it’s for your own good.  Character building.  No, really.  Put it this way, where we meet Saturn, we find where we stand all alone, just like the cheese.  That’s not generally considered a good thing in polite society, which by definition depends on us NOT being all alone in order to function.  However, society is only as strong as its members and sometimes getting away from the tribe is the best thing you can actually do FOR the tribe.  It just typically doesn’t feel very good, which is one reason why Saturn is known as a Malefic (BAD planet).

The sign of Scorpio is a water sign, which is exactly what it sounds like: fluid, lacking in boundary, sensitive, and carrying undercurrents.   It is ruled by the planet Mars, which is the other Malefic, being in charge of wars and acts of aggression.  Sounds like fun, huh?  Well, you’ve probably heard about Scorpio’s reputation for great sex, and if you think about it for a moment, you can probably see how great sex doesn’t happen unless one or both parties are capable of asserting themselves – rising to the occasion, as it were.  This quality is enhanced in Scorpio, because Scorpio being a water sign, is feminine, or receiving – sensitive to others.  Demetra George describes Scorpio as “the need for deep involvements and intense transformations,”  and if you think about a Mars ruled water sign, this only makes sense.  In Scorpio you have both the sensitivity to others and need to act for oneself.  Great lovers, deadly enemies.

The interesting thing about Saturn’s transit through Scorpio is that Saturn is all about acting alone/isolation, and Scorpio, being water, is all about connectivity.  Of course, connectivity isn’t necessarily social, and it’s entirely possible for a Scorpionic academic researcher to experience great connectivity to the subject of her ivory tower research but to forget entirely for days at a time to water her plants or call her lover.  So we have to pay attention to the house position of Scorpio to see how, exactly, this connectivity will play out.  However, an essential experience of Saturn’s movement through Scorpio will be one of identifying and isolating those aspects of ourselves that prevent us from connecting and exerting our power through those connections.  Ideally, of course, we will come out on the other side knowing ourselves to be more powerful, more connected, and better able to handle the slings and arrows that come our way.

The key here – as with any Saturn transit – is to work your ass off and your fingers to the bone.

Dang, I wrote a lot.  The whole point of this post was to NOT have to write anything but point you to other people who’ve written totally awesome things about it!  Bother.  Well, I hope you’ve got an appetite for more, ’cause here are some great articles exploring this subject in more detail:

  • For more on using this transit to connect and how the November 2012 eclipse cycles in Scorpio and Taurus accentuated the need to do it, check out April Elliott Kent’s very funny piece over on Big Sky Astrology.
  • Of course, Austin Coppock had to bring death into it (in fairness SOMEBODY had to, after all, if Scorpio’s about transformation, death has got to be the END all example of that – sorry, couldn’t help myself).  Also, sex (YAY!), corruption, and witch hunts (!!!!).  Totally awesome article with bonus points for coming up with my favorite tagline regarding Saturn’s transit through Scorpio: Change: It’s Gross.  HAHAHA Please click HERE IMMEDIATELY to see why he says that.
  • Frederick Woodruff over at Astroinquiry offers a grounding but also substantively inspiring  perspective on this transit, by way of G.I. Gurdjieff.  Read this especially if you’ve been going through a rough patch and you’re looking for a new way of dealing with old problems.  This isn’t an easy, pop-culture friendly sort of read, but it’s the real deal, the kind that if you let it, will sink into your bones and reassure you about charting new territories in the midst of old dilemmas.
  • Emily Trinkaus investigates the investigative nature of Scorpio and why that is necessary and what we might expect from Saturn traveling through this sign.  Face your fears!  Virgo Magic
  • To get the heads up on what new health trends might be popping up and how to manage your sex life (you know you want to!) during this time, you’ll want to read what Stephanie Gailing’s got to say over at the Planetary Apothecary.
  • Lastly, the podcast on This American Life this week is called, “What doesn’t Kill you,” and it features four stories of near death experiences, beautifully illustrating the theme of Saturn in Scorpio.  Seriously, check it out.  The first was my absolute favorite.  It’s a performance by Tig Notaro, about which Louis CK says, “was one of the greatest standup performances I ever saw.”  It starts out with her saying, “Hi.  I have cancer,” and it just goes on from there.  If you need some inspiration on how to handle this transit, you’re not going to do better than listening to this piece.  Alternatively you could just head over to iTunes and buy the whole set.




The “13th Sign” – Science or Science-Fiction?

UPDATED September 20, 2016 – September 20, 2016, people!

Apparently this is still “news.” The last round of anxious texts and Facebook messages I received from people asking about the “new zodiac” was in 2011, but apparently the meme is making the rounds again because I’ve got another slew of messages from people wondering whether they’re still an Aquarian, or gulp, God forbid, a Capricorn.  Clearly this is a veeerrry urgent concern, so this post is for all of my little radishes out there who do not want to be any other sign than the sign they thought they were!

In short: fear not, Little Radishes!  You are still Radishes!  Or Aquarians, or whatever it was you were before this “new discovery.”  In fact, neither the Precession of the Equinox (which incidentally is the phenomena responsible for the idea of the Age of Aquarius) nor the constellation Ophiuchus are new discoveries, least of all to astrologers.  Knowledge of both dates back over two thousand years ago to a time when the terms astrology and astronomy were synonymous, so the fact is, the discoveries were very likely made by someone who also practiced divination.   Neither of them affects our craft because our craft is actually not (despite widespread popular belief) based on the constellations.

I can understand that this sounds absurd when it’s common astrological lore to talk about the double-faced Gemini “twins,” and the unforgiving sting of the Scorpio “scorpion.”  Never the less, it’s true.  Western astrology is based on the relationship of the earth to the sun and moon, or the seasons, not on the relationship of the earth to the constellations.  In other words, 0 degree Aries is the beginning of the western zodiac and it always coincides with the spring equinox, NOT 0 degree Aries the constellation.  It’s been this way since Ptolemy in 200 AD, and although no one knows exactly why the ancient Greeks decided to abandon a sidereal zodiac (based on constellations) for the tropical (based on seasons) they did, and it fits in nicely with the Greek obsession for the ideal, the perfect. The western zodiac is simply the circle divided into 12 equal portions all balancing each other out – it’s very yin and yang, and the Greeks conceived it as a perfect representation of a perfect, ordered world.

Hence a sign is simply a 30 degree division of a 360 degree circle, with no relation to a constellation.  Therefore the proposal of a “13th sign” is irrelevant.  Since the signs are not based on constellations, the fact that there are more than 12 constellations has no bearing on anything.

However, modern astronomers are prone to error in their assumptions about astrology, and like to pose both these astronomical facts as “proof” that astrologers are ignorant of the astronomy behind their craft and hence that astrology is bunk.  The media, being unsatisfied with the current political and/or celebrity circus of the moment periodically jumps on the bandwagon to stir up the dust and an unwitting public gets dragged into the melee.

If you’re interested in knowing more about this it’s worth checking out what the inimitable Deborah Houlding, author of one of my favorite books on the houses has to say about it. You can read that over on the site she founded, Skyscript.

TL;DR: you’re the same sign you always were, because your sign is based on the change of the seasons, not the constellations. In short, you’ll always be a radish to me <3